Sawdust Is Man Glitter

If you measure a good weekend by the pile of wood chips in your truck and the screwdriver permanently attached to your hand, this shirt was stitched for you. Our cheeky tee proudly proclaims the truth: sawdust is man glitter. It's the unofficial confetti of workshops, decks, and that mysterious DIY project you swore would only take an hour.

• 🪚 Makes your toolbox jealous — this top has more personality than the power drill.
• 🧰 Instant membership to the Secret Society of Sawdust (no initiation, just wear it).
• 🛠️ Great for shop days, backyard builds, or pretending you know how to fix Aunt Marge's squeaky door.
• 😄 Conversation-starter: watch neighbours ask what kind of glitter is involved (explain: it’s very manly).
• 🍁 Proudly Canadian humour — polite enough for polite company, honest enough for your buddies.

May attract neighbours with mysterious requests for help. May result in extra projects, compliments, and the occasional chip in your favourite mug. Does not actually remove sawdust from your hair; we recommend a hug from a lint brush or a polite shrug.

Available in comfy cuts for every builder, fixer, and weekend warrior — because everyone deserves to sparkle a little after a hard day's work (maple syrup optional).