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99% Sarcastic Tee
$24.99CAD👨🎨 Philippe made this
99% Sarcastic, 1% Sugar — Accurate Description
If your default reply is a dry one-liner, this tee does the talking for you. Ideal for anyone whose sweetness quota ran out ages ago.
Makes The Perfect Gift For:
- 😏 The friend who perfects the eye-roll
- 🎁 Birthdays when sincerity is optional
- 👕 Coworkers who answer everything with a comeback
- 🤣 Anyone who has ever survived a family dinner with sarcasm intact
Heads up: may cause increased smirks, accidental honesty, and requests for follow-up sass. Wear at your own social risk.
Printed on demand in Alberta — ships across Canada.
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📦Printed in Canada
By Philippe in Camrose AB
Ships from $6.99
Ready 1–3 days · 5–13 total
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↩️Quality fabric
100% cotton · pre-shrunk
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