Anxiety University Tee

You know that feeling when your brain schedules a meeting with twelve unlikely disasters before breakfast? This shirt is the unofficial diploma for anyone majoring in overthinking — wear it proudly and let people know you graduated with honors in worry.

• 😅 You rehearse conversations you'll never have — and nail every awkward line.
• 🔁 You check the door, the oven, and your phone more times than is reasonable.
• 🗓️ Your calendar has contingency plans for minor events.
• 🤔 You turn 'what if' into a full syllabus.
• 🎓 Your inner voice expects a standing ovation for predicting chaos.