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Existential Goose Tee
$24.99CAD👨🎨 Philippe made this
Staring into the sunset like a philosopher goose? You nailed it.
This tee pairs deep thoughts with dockside drama , perfect for pond philosophers, awkward thinkers, and anyone who uses honks for punctuation. Made in Canada, printed on comfy fabric that survives awkward hugs and sudden revelations. Available in sizes for every body, from moose-sized to politely Canadian.
Why You Need This:
- 🦆 Instant ice-breaker: people will ask about your existential duck... goose.
- 🌅 Perfect for sunsets, docks, and dramatic life decisions.
- 😂 Guaranteed to get a chuckle, a honk, or both.
Wear it when you need permission to be a little silly... or very deep , also doubles as a conversation-starter at family dinners.
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📦Printed in Canada
By Philippe in Camrose AB
Ships from $6.99
Ready 1–3 days · 5–13 total
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↩️Quality fabric
100% cotton · pre-shrunk
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