Animals Being Jerks T-Shirts — Nature's Villains, Your Wardrobe

Geese that will attack you for no reason. Cats that knock things off tables while making eye contact. Raccoons living their best life at 3am in your garbage. Animals Being Jerks is a celebration of the chaotic energy of the animal kingdom — the shirts are soft, the animals are not.

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  Chaotically Accurate — Every design captures the unbothered, deeply inconsiderate energy of Canada's wildlife and household pets.
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  100% Cotton, 0% Animal Involvement — No animals were consulted in the making of these shirts. They wouldn't have cooperated anyway.
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  Printed in Camrose, AB — Philippe prints every shirt on demand. He has learned not to leave the ink near raccoons.
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  Perfect for Animal Lovers — Great gift for wildlife enthusiasts, pet owners, or anyone who's been hissed at by a goose.

Wear your spirit animal. Even if your spirit animal is a raccoon who has knocked over every garbage can on your street and feels nothing.