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Epic Excuse: Goldfish Duty Tee
$24.99 CAD
Pet Duty Meets Beast Mode!
Ever had that moment when you need the perfect excuse to skip leg day or a trip to the in-laws? Your goldfish just made your life easier. Rock this tee and conquer your day!
Why You Need This:
- 🐠 Master of excuses, gym or not
- 💪 Conversation starter like no other
- 😂 Makes your accountability partner jealous
- 🏒 Shows you've got a sense of humor, eh!
The Fine Print:
- Perfect for avoiding eye contact with the treadmill.
- Wear with caution: may cause belly laughs during serious workouts.
- May attract fellow pet lovers and curious onlookers.
Because real athletes get it. Proudly printed on demand in Alberta. Ships across Canada. Pump your (gold)fish tails, folks!
Shirt Color: White
Size:
🍁 Printed in Canada by Philippe himself
📦 Ships across Canada — usually 3–7 business days
✅ 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, machine washable
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